"Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment."
-Buddha
Thailand was nothing like I expected but everything I could have asked for. From the people I got to know to the new experiences that I had. I left a different person than when I went. Words can tell how grateful I am that I got to have this experience. On a much lighter note, here are the top 50 things I learned during my adventure
50. White rice tastes better with soy sauce if being consumed three times a day.
49. Always ask to turn the meter on in Bangkok taxis. (Quickly leave if driver is non-compliant)
48. Same same can always mean different.
47. Squatter toilets are difficult to use.
46. Toilet paper is not typically used in Thailand.
45. Koy Soy is alloy mak.
44. If a Thai claims it is not spicy then it is.
43. Who John Denver is.
42. Just because someone speaks English, doesn't mean they are speaking the same language.
41. Never pet a wild monkey.
40. Don't cliff dive in low tide.
39. The meaning of "cheeky"
38. 15 people fit into the back of any truck
37. How to count to 10 in Thai
36. Don't point your feet at Buddha
35. The King's color is yellow.
34. There is a man in the Chaing Rai LDS church who has a broken brain.
33. Never take the night bus from Bangkok to Krabi.
32. There is a bathroom on the bus thought by the way.
31. Ostriches are stronger than they look.
30. Crickets taste like popcorn- with legs
29. The people movers in BKK don't take lightly to being used in the wrong direction.
28. "Wheely" bags are not backpacker friendly.

27. How to find the best hostels in Northern Thailand.
26. You can't touch monks
25. I love Koy Soy
24. How to dehead a fish
23. I love iMessaging
22. You can be a Mormon in Thailand
21. I'm not the best at balancing motorbikes. (Sorry Sarah)
20. Thai is a tonal language therefore "Ba" has multiple meanings. (throw, forest, uncle, dad, & creepy old man.)
19. How to dance in the night market in Chiang Rai
18. I became a better bargainer.

17. If a Thai won't do it, you shouldn't either
16. Sleeping wrapped in mosquito nets defeats their purpose
15. I will never enjoy having to use a squatter.
14. How to say "I love to walk my dog" in French.
13. Sunya is a sweetheart that loves him some white girls.
12. 18:35 in military time is actually 6:35 pm.
11. Market fruit smoothies are the best
10. There is a distinct difference between a local market and a tourist market.
9. Jet lag is my worst enemy
8. Bangkok is sketchy
7. Never trust Kris to hold a Thai man's hand.
6. Teenage boys are teenage boys, monks or no monks
5. Things can the same same, but different
4. I love my family
3. The world is a big place
2. I'm extremely grateful for the gospel
1. I can do hard things.